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General Discussion7.23 WORST PATCH EVER PLEASE HELP ME!11!!!!!!! I HATE THIS GAME!!!!!!...

7.23 WORST PATCH EVER PLEASE HELP ME!11!!!!!!! I HATE THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!! in General Discussion
parmaviolets

    GUYS THIS PATCH IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST THING TO HAPPEN EVER TO DOTA, MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!!!!
    THE GAME HAS BEEN SO STALE FOR LIKE 2 YEARS NOW I REALLY LOVED HOW I HAD THIS LOVELY SAFESPACE COMFORT ZONE ON DOTA WHICH HAS BEEN THE SAME FOR SO LONG :))))) !!!!!
    NOW VALVE RELEASE THIS AWFUL PATCH AND ITS REALLY DIFFERENT!!!!!!!
    I HATE CHANGE!!!!!!! WHY IS VALVE MAKING THEIR GAME MORE INTERESTING AND TRYING TO RENEW A STAGNANT PLAYERBASE?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS NOT FAIR I JUST WANTED DOTA TO BE EXACTLY THE SAME AS IT WAS IN 2011!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    THE NEW ITEMS SUCCCCCKKKKKKK WHY IS IT VALVE ARE RELEASING BROKEN PATCHES AS IF THEY ARE EXPECTING THE PLAYERBASE TO TEST THEIR GAME LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! HELLLLLO!!!!! HIRE SOME BETA TESTERS VALVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    DEAD GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    RmR

      Nothing changed. Chill.

      Jack Attack

        Satire and heavy sarcasm detected.

        ThreeOfClubs

          ^^^^^^

          we megalost

            well, this isn't dota 2 anymore, shame that valve decided to slaughter their biggest source of income

            everytime a major rework came, player count spiked for a week and then dropped by thousands of players that never returned.
            what could this possibly mean? it's a mystery

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            Gartor

              Very well, explosive device.

              Geckolimus

                This time it’s different. So different that old man gecko will vote with his wallet and not buy any TI pass for next year. If enough OK boomers stop supporting this dead game maybe Valve will notice.

                Regards
                Gecko

                잉색

                  EmotionalDrift

                    Pale Mannie

                      doomie doom doom dooms

                      parmaviolets

                        I DONT LIKE NEW HEROS I WANT THINGS TO BE LIKE THEY WERE WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOOMER IN THE 1950S

                        VALVE ARE AN EVIL LIBERAL CORPORATION WHO JUST CHANGE THE GAME WITHOUT EVEN ASKING HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT 1ST !!!!

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                        Feachairu

                          parmaviolets

                            heavy sarcasm detected.

                            aha witty thread

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                            MuLLiPullervO

                              Copy paste ninja making thread which usually get copy pasted. Copy pasta people are the worst sub-humans

                              we megalost

                                well, 2-3k mmr players have been the target demographic for years so this reaction is hardly surprising

                                shame that this isn't a separate game mode, dota had a great run but it's probably time to cut the losses

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                                Soultrap

                                  I hope someone will make a mod that allows to play older patches of the game.

                                  Fuka suginai o nīchan

                                    They need to fix some shit... like the speed of the couriers or bring back at least side shops.
                                    As a Hero who needs items to scale well in lane, this patch is horrible.

                                    parmaviolets

                                      Anyone who actually complains about 7.23 in this thread is a disgusting boomer thanks

                                      ShiftingSkys

                                        Ill be a boomer- Garbage patch. Probably going to stop playing until next patch.

                                        ywn

                                          i agree with OP

                                          Greta Thunberg

                                            the gameplay is still the same, has always been about controlling the map.
                                            Intentionally ruining a game goes alot quicker (block camps etc.) which is positive so the game just goes by faster, before u werer stuck in a game for one hour with a ruiner or as one rruiner sometimes.

                                            we megalost

                                              I did acknowledge that I am hardly a beacon of good forum behaviour myself but at least I dont go around purposefully trolling people with every post I make.

                                              parmaviolets

                                                I did acknowledge that I am hardly a beacon of good forum behaviour myself but at least I dont go around purposefully trolling people with every post I make.

                                                Yes, cause this is such a malicious thread where I am openly racist and hostile to everyone for no reason

                                                huntergatherer

                                                  writing the opposite of what you think in all caps isnt good sarcasm

                                                  huntergatherer

                                                    SNAPPY ONE-LINERS WRITTEN EXCLUSIVELY IN LOWERCASE WITH MINIMAL PUNCTUATION, HOWEVER, ARE

                                                    parmaviolets

                                                      Actually the purpose of this thread wasnt to be sarcastic, it was to parody the absurd arguments being put forth by people who are unwilling to accept changes made to a video game. Interpret that as you will, sir.

                                                      Uncle Lou

                                                        its fun :>

                                                        huntergatherer

                                                          Actually the purpose of this thread wasnt to be sarcastic, it was to parody the absurd arguments being put forth by people who are unwilling to accept changes made to a video game. Interpret that as you will, sir.

                                                          also known as being sarcastic

                                                          parmaviolets

                                                            also known as being sarcastic

                                                            Sarcasm for purpose of parody is different to sarcasm for the sake of sarcasm

                                                            huntergatherer

                                                              not really

                                                              huntergatherer

                                                                not in any way that is relevant to this, at least

                                                                parmaviolets

                                                                  Mhm if you say so buddy, tbh I dont really care for your opinion on what is and isnt sarcasm anyway

                                                                  Geckolimus

                                                                    Great. Now less than 190k players playing dota2 right now.
                                                                    Looks like OK boomers starting to vote . Dead patch soon!

                                                                    Regards
                                                                    OK Gecko

                                                                    huntergatherer

                                                                      ok sis keep being terrible at sacrasm

                                                                      Aimstrong

                                                                        my whole life is sarcasm

                                                                        snakemonger

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