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Aimstrong

    worst thing about this is that dodging draft will get you into military prison instead of the regular one.
    normal prison can be quite nice and sometimes even better than their normal household, go google swedish prison and you will see what i mean.

    man, in military prison all you have is a bed and a bible, i recorded a swiss one a year ago
    https://streamable.com/u8b5ou

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    one syllable anglo-saxon

      yep many guys from 18 to 27 are concerned with how they're gonna dodge, you can be ineligible ofc, but also one of the ways to do it is to get into postgrad (or idk whats the equivalent in the west, here it's бакалавр (bachelor) -> магистр (master) -> аспирант (postgrad i guess)), and you'll spend a total of 4 + 2 + 3 = 9 years in uni but will not get drafted. if i go this route i'll graduate when i'm 26 lol

      there was a very prominent case (or several) of abuse (дедовщина) in army where they straight up killed a guy in 2014-ish iirc, and after that i've heard they watch the troops' conduct more closely, but it depends on where you're gonna be serving i guess. rumour has it that people with IT-adjacent skills and degrees mostly just do errands like filling the documents for higherups (as if you need a CS skill for that) instead of getting drilled like the other plebs, but i don't know how true this is

      getting into a jail is defo not an option, fuck that

      one syllable anglo-saxon

        oh yea another amazing army perk is that you get a mandatory buzzcut when enlisted and i haven't been to a hairdresser since last july and i'd like it to stay that way, so fuck the troops and fuck their hair stealing cabal, i'm a non-conformist beeeeeetch

        one syllable anglo-saxon

          https://streamable.com/u8b5ou

          do you have another link? streamable doesn't open for me

          one syllable anglo-saxon

            idk looks better than my dorm room sign me up

            Aimstrong

              lmao

              tbf this is a rather new one, i've seen more scuffed ones with old wooden doors and a hatch on it

              Shou

                draft is very fucked up concept.

                L.

                  prison seems like a viable alternative to being poor, actually thought about it a lot in 2018ish

                  moving from paying 700€ a month to living in your own space, with tv, own toilet, free food etc while still being able to go to uni sounds great

                  Shou

                    not american prison tho xd

                    one syllable anglo-saxon

                      prison seems like a viable alternative to being poor, actually thought about it a lot in 2018ish

                      moving from paying 700€ a month to living in your own space, with tv, own toilet, free food etc while still being able to go to uni sounds great

                      yeah i almost wonder if making prisons more humane is counter-productive without simultaneously reducing poverty. by having nicer prisons you will incentivise poor people commiting crimes because it's better than poverty, but if you're gonna do that, you might as well just use the money you put into nice prisons towards welfare programs instead

                      Shou

                        nicer prisons are good i think if its not in a vacuum, cuz if ur society has better tools and options for poor people raised in accordance with prison, it keeps things relatively similar

                        like jail should be nicer but so should regular life for poorer people.

                        one syllable anglo-saxon

                          well ideally you would only want to have prisons for people you can't possibly or practically rehabilitate, and they would serve not as a tool of punisment, but just to keep those individuals away from society (or society away from the individual, nobody wants to have lynch mobs on their ass) and would have decent living conditions

                          Shou

                            i can agree with that for the most part.

                            Shou

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                                  L.

                                    tfw working as cashier or filling up shelves gives you more money than teaching at uni

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                                                                                              just downvote his shit and we will stop posting it