General DiscussionIf you had to be stuck on an island for a year with only one hero for...

Easy.

Crystal maiden

1. Hot
2. Ice will keep you cool and give you something to drink.
3. She has the pet dog now to help keep you both company.

if u wanna have a friend, earth spirit
if u wanna someone useful, tiny
if u wanna have sex and sh*t, lina (she can also make fire)

meepo dude, so u can lan dota 3v3 anytime haha

Wisp

Relocate anywhere actually useful when I have the urge to:
a) Have sex
b) Play videogames
c) Eating decent food
d) Socializing
e) Getting supplies so the nights I'll have to spend in the island won't be shitty.
f) Getting supplies so I can just procastinate in the island confortably when I don't have any specific urge.
g) Etfuckingcetera.

Yes, I'll always look for a way to bend the rules to my convenience

but wisp needs to be lvl 6, probably if go into a island with an hero, u can't get exp to reach lvl 6, wisp lvl 1 is shit ( unless he theters u to eat a coco or something)

Techies.

Because I'd rather be stuck on an island for a year; than have Techies in Dota 2.

Well, he never said they aren't already max leveled, so I'm forced to assume that they are.

but if they come to the real life, is obvius they gonna be lvl 1

brewmaster or someone like NP/Io, who can get u different stuff u need
nice thread btw (no kappa, im serious)

He's also a Fundamental of the universe, I'm sure he'll(it?) find a way to bend the rules a bit.

OKAY RULES

All of them are level 25 but transporting off this island is impossible! There is some kind of magical,phyiscal and pure barrier around the island that stops anyone from getting out.

So basically IO can tp around the island which could be useful but I think a lina that offers fire and sex is a bit better company then a floating ball :o
But also maybe you don't want to be on an island where if they get mad they could end up burning you into ash ^^

Qop of course, she was basically created to give her master carnal pleasure. She comes with a manual tho. 50 shades of grey. And she'll make u read it.

"I love it when u resist"

juggernaut all the way

agile
strong
smart
can cook
no trouble with surviving on an island
polite
honest
can teach me the way of the sword

Either lina (qop hotter but I dont want do have nightmares) or anti-mage so we can become farmers and live on our own resources

why not to prioritize surviving over opportunity to have sex daily? u wouldnt be interested in women if u die, and I dont think its that easy to survive on an island alone.

Storm spirit because i have the misaka mod 8)

why people wanting to have sex don't take drow? she's been living most of her life alone in the forest so she surely knows how to survive in the wilderness

Hmm what's with all the Lina over crystal maiden. I'll take the chick just as hot that can cool things off and give you Ice cubes.

Side note maybe mirana or Luna should be considered since they have handy mounts to maybe hunt you food.

Wyvern because waifu kappa

what if the hero you're with on said island hates you :o

john locke.

Obv WindRanger

-can break down trees
-can hunt
-redhead
-free rope

Anybody who doesn't suggest a female hero is a gay fuck.

It's not like choosing them lowers your chances of survival. They can all hunt and do useful stuff.

also, with a woman u can perpetuate spice

how about miniwindrunners with ur ugly face or mini-linas

timbersaw is my waifu but hes probably worst possible mate for this scenario

honestly, i think ember spirit would be a great company in a lonely island.

^bad intentions
he only uses phrases consisting of three words, not the best interlocutor you might have imo.

Probably Wisp, then i could just go anywhere for a bit, and get what i need. (even a woman) I'm sure some girls would love to spend a summer on with me and a magical ethereal being, on a beautiful island to get away from their shitty boring lives, definitely.

id go with dazzle and defeat all other pokemons with him on my team

naga siren harem wooo~

luna duh

@triple thats exactly what i need in a lonely island man, fits me

Drow ranger.

1)Sexy
2)Sexy of course
3)Uber sexy
4)She knows how to provide for me
5)She can teach me how to hunt and use a bow and when i come back i will be totaly ripped and an op marksman
6)Good conversation i'd assume she has seen a lot of stuff

she's fucking blue skinned

and in the original lore undead

r u into necrophillia

Naga, she would sing me for whole day.

If I was allowed to leave the island?
Tidehunter - I would ride him home and have an adventure crossing the sea, eating raw fish, and observing the ocean.

If I wasn't allowed to leave the island?
Enchantress - She can charm the local wildlife and we can learn from them what is edible and what isn't, what is dangerous and what isn't. She can also heal me if I injure myself.

akasha because http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/2/2f/Pain_attack_12.mp3

or lina for obvious reasons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Easy answer would be cm , nothing is more valuable than water in survival mode, she is a women , we will grow a lot of coconuts with all that water I fucking love coconuts . Ultimate could be used to fish with freeze those fuckers dead. Ice in our home to provide air conditioning . Maybe build me a castle of ice frozen style .

^---finally someone intelligent

easy answer for me :)

the Grand Magus will be a fine choice for intellectual purposes
but for all the rest, it'll be CM ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg

Can they buy items while on the island? Cuz id get kotl: he could summon a buncha hot girls to the island with me and him as only men there. And we can buy mangoes for sustanence.

I'm looking at it like this: you can raise up a new tribe of humans by starting a family (I'm young, if my kids have kids have kids all around 20. The population will be at least 40 by the time I'm 60 years old. That's no lonely island) and make the island fun. No rule against population growth. So then start a family and make your island tradition!

If I had to pick the tribal JungleLady, it'd have to be Windranger. Hopefully first we could get her consent before I finalize my decision.. but I feel like she's ready to be a mom.

With that said, if within the fine print states something along the lines of infertility amongst female heroes, or population control measures (beyond the limitation of being an island); I'd go for Earth Spirit. You could have a ton of fun with that guy and still feel like he can teach you a lot.

Umm the 3rd generation of ur children would all be born of incest . Mixing incest with hero powers equal everyone dead .

Queen of Pain.

Sexy, hot and I'm into badage which will suit us perfectly.

Ursa, too cuddly and he'd hunt for food n stuff

@Filthy Fuck.... rethinking life rn