+1 to what this guy says!!!
I thought he had changed but that's not the case from what @spunki says (I've been posting less so)
Seriously, it's like the mods are never here, this forum has so much more potential to be good. I would say just mod one of the regulars, but I can see why you wouldn't considering most of them are egotistical, and just shitty people in general, but still, where the fuck are you guys? It's like you take the dota buff money and run away with it, then you come back to change like one or two things, then disappear again.
hey can you at least tell us which words are banned
nothing better than copying a 200 word copypasta and then trying to figure out which word dotabuff doesn't like, kappa.
BUT HEY GUYS PEOPLE SPAMMING FORUM BY ASKING TO PREDICT THEIR MMR OR COMPLAINING ABOUT THEIR GAMES IS PERFECTLY FINE :):(:)))))))))))))))))))))
saying out the kkk's full name is punishable by a 5 day ban
while pradkit rmm threads still roam the forum, i thought when the predict my mmr megathread came out all other threads made for the same purpose would be quote, deleted asap, unquote
𝐻𝑒𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑆𝐶𝐻𝑂𝐿𝐴𝑅𝐿𝑌 𝑆𝐿𝑈𝑇𝑆📕📙📒📗📘📓💨 𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝐹𝐼𝑁𝐴𝐿𝑆 𝑊𝐸𝐸𝐾 ✔️📝❌𝑠𝑜 𝑤𝑖ᇉ 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝐻𝐼𝑇𝑇𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐵𝑂𝑂𝐾𝑆 🖐📖 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑆𝐿𝐴𝑃 𝑌𝑂𝑈𝑅 𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐾𝐸𝑌 ✋🐒 𝑅𝑒𝑚𝑒㏔𝑒𝑟, 𝐷'𝑠 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝐷𝐼𝐶𝐾𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑠! 🎓📜🎓📜 𝑆𝑜 𝑤𝑖ᇉ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑢𝑦𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝐴𝑁𝐴𝐿𝑦𝑧㏌𝑔 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝑡ю㎱ ㏌ 𝐶ᅂ𝐾𝑢𝑙㎲ 📈📉📈📉📈 𝐿ᅇ𝑘㏌𝑔 𝑎𝑡 𝐵𝑂𝑁𝐷𝐴𝐺𝐸 ㏌ 𝐶𝑈𝑀𝑒st𝑟𝑦 ⛓⚗⛓⚗⛓ 𝑊𝑜𝑟𝑘㏌𝑔 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑦 ㏌ 𝐸𝐶𝑈𝑀𝑛𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑐𝑠👙💋💶 𝑊𝑟𝑖𝑡㏌𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 ㎩𝑝𝑒₨ 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝐿𝐼𝑇 🚬🗞📖📃💋📝🚬 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙㏌𝑔 𝑡𝑒 𝐹𝑂𝑅𝐶𝐸 ㏌ 𝑃𝑦𝐷𝐼𝐶𝐾𝑆 🚗💦👅🚗 𝑀𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑠㏊𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑡 69 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑆𝐸Ⅺ𝐸𝑆𝑇 𝑆𝑇𝑈𝐷𝑌 𝐺𝑅𝑂𝑈𝑃𝑆💑👩❤️👩👨❤️👨💏👩❤️💋👩👨❤️💋👨 𝑂𝑟 𝑒ʪ𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑓𝑎𝑖𝑙 𝐿𝑂Ⅵ𝑁 101 ❌😰💋 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑁𝑂 𝑀𝑂𝑅𝐸 𝐶𝑈𝑀𝑀𝐼𝐸𝑆 💦💦💦💦💦
𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝, 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐞? 𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐮𝐦 𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬. 𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬? 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐁𝐨𝐩-𝐢𝐭. 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐞-𝐢𝐭. 𝐏𝐮𝐥𝐥-𝐢𝐭. 𝐏𝐚𝐬𝐬-𝐢𝐭. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧-𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐧. 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡. 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧. 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐬𝐨 𝐰𝐞𝐭; 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐨𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐨. 𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐨𝐬. (𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐨𝐬)
𝐀𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠. 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰. 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝. 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐉𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐣𝐢, 𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐧' 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐝𝐨𝐳𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬. 𝐀𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐛𝐲𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐉𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞. 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞, 𝐀𝐊𝐀 𝐉𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐍𝐞𝐮𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧. 𝐏𝐨𝐩𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐂𝐢𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐉𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩! 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲, 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞.
𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫! 𝐀𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭, 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐬. 𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐉𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐲. 𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩, 𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲! 𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐎'𝐋𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐮𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐚𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐀𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞? 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬.
wait, who did he perma ban? Haven't noticed anything.
Hell i've even seen people insulting him and nothing ever happened.
Also, mod me for making people really sad.
ᴶᵘˢᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵐʸ 💕ᵈᵃᵈᵈʸ💕, ʰᵃᶰᵍᶦᶰᵍ ᵒᵘᵗ ᴵ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ʰᵘᶰᵍʳʸ🍆 ˢᵒ ᴵ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵖᵒᵘᵗ 😞 ᴴᵉ ᵃˢᵏᵉᵈ ᶦᶠ ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ᵈᵒʷᶰ ⬇ᶠᵒʳ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦᶰᵍ ʸᵘᵐᵐʸ 😍🍆 ᵃᶰᵈ ᴵ ᵃˢᵏᵉᵈ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵃᶰᵈ ʰᵉ ˢᵃᶦᵈ ʰᵉ'ᵈ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ʰᶦˢ 💦ᶜᵘᵐᵐᶦᵉˢ﹗💦 ʸᵉᵃʰ﹗ ʸᵉᵃʰ﹗💕💦 ᴵ ᵈʳᶦᶰᵏ ᵗʰᵉᵐ﹗💦 ᴵ ˢᶫᵘʳᵖ ᵗʰᵉᵐ﹗💦 ᴵ ˢʷᵃᶫᶫᵒʷ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ʷʰᵒᶫᵉ💦 😍 ᴵᵗ ᵐᵃᵏᵉˢ 💘ᵈᵃᵈᵈʸ💘 😊ʰᵃᵖᵖʸ😊 ˢᵒ ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵐʸ ᵒᶰᶫʸ ᵍᵒᵃᶫ⋅⋅⋅ 💕💦😫ᴴᵃʳᵈᵉʳ ᵈᵃᵈᵈʸ﹗ ᴴᵃʳᵈᵉʳ ᵈᵃᵈᵈʸ﹗ 😫💦💕 ¹ ᶜᵘᵐᵐʸ💦, ² ᶜᵘᵐᵐʸ💦💦, ³ ᶜᵘᵐᵐʸ💦💦💦, ⁴💦💦💦💦 ᴵ'ᵐ 💘ᵈᵃᵈᵈʸ'ˢ💘 👑ᵖʳᶦᶰᶜᵉˢˢ 👑ᵇᵘᵗ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃᶫˢᵒ ᵃ ʷʰᵒʳᵉ﹗ 💟 ᴴᵉ ᵐᵃᵏᵉˢ ᵐᵉ ᶠᵉᵉᶫ ˢᑫᵘᶦˢʰʸ💗﹗ᴴᵉ ᵐᵃᵏᵉˢ ᵐᵉ ᶠᵉᵉᶫ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ💜﹗ 💘💘💘ᴴᵉ ᵐᵃᵏᵉˢ ᵐᵉ ᶠᵉᵉᶫ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰᶦᶰᵍ ᵃ ᶫᶦᵗᵗᶫᵉ ˢʰᵒᵘᶫᵈ﹗~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘ᵂᵃ⁻ᵂʰᵃᵗ﹗💘💦👑
Ｔｈａｔ ｓｏｕｎｄｓ ｓｏ ｈｏｔ ｄａｒｌｉｎｇ. Ｗｈａｔ ａ ｌｉｔｅｒａｒｙ ｇｅｎｉｕｓ ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ.
Ｉ ｄｅｃｉｄｅｄ Ｉ＇ｄ ｗｒｉｔｅ ｏｎｅ ｏｆ ｍｙ ｏｗｎ, ｓｉｎｃｅ ｙｏｕ ｐｕｔ ｓｕｃｈ ｅｆｆｏｒｔ ｉｎｔｏ ｄｅｓｃｒｉｂｉｎｇ ｈｏｗ ｙｏｕ＇ｄ ｔａｋｅ ｍｙ ｖｉｒｇｉｎｉｔｙ ａｎｄ ｍａｋｅ ｍｅ ｆｅｅｌ ｌｉｋｅ ａ ｂｅａｕｔｉｆｕｌ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｐｒｉｎｃｅｓｓ ａｎｄ ａ ｄｉｄｒｔｙ ｃｕｍ ｄｕｍｐｓｔｅｒ ａｔ ｔｈｅ ｓａｍｅ ｔｉｍｅ.
Ｆｉｒｓｔ Ｉ＇ｄ ｂｅ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｂａｔｈ, ｉｔ＇ｄ ｂｅ ｎｉｃｅ ａｎｄ ｗａｒｍ, ｆｉｌｌｅｄ ｗｉｔｈ ｂｕｂｂｌｅｓ. Ｉ＇ｄ ｂｅ ｗａｓｈｉｎｇ ｍｙ ｈａｉｒ ａｎｄ ｔｗｉｒｌｉｎｇ ｔｈｅ ｅｎｄｓ ｉｎｔｏ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｃｕｒｌｓ, ｓｍｉｌｉｎｇ ａｓ Ｉ ｄｉｄ ｓｏ － ｔｈｉｎｋｉｎｇ ｏｆ ｙｏｕ. Ｅｖｅｎｔｕａｌｌｙ Ｉ＇ｄ ｂｅｃｏｍｅ ａｒｏｓｅ, ａｎｄ ｒｕｎ ｍｙ ｈａｎｄ ｄｏｗｎ ｍｙ ｂｏｄｙ ｓｌｏｗｌｙ, ｃｉｒｃｌｉｎｇ ａｎｄ ｃａｒｅｓｓｉｎｇ ｍｙ ｂｒｅａｓｔｓ ｂｅｆｏｒｅ Ｉ ｐｒｏｇｒｅｓｓｅｄ ｏｎ ｄｏｗｎ ｔｏ ｍｙ ｌａｂｉａ. Ｉ＇ｄ ｓｌｉｄｅ ｔｈｅｍ ｏｐｅｎ ａｎｄ ｐｌａｃｅ ａ ｓｉｎｇｌｅ ｆｉｎｇｅｒ ｏｎ ｍｙ ｃｌｉｔｏｒｉｓ, ｒｕｂｂｉｎｇ ｉｆ ｓｌｏｗｌｙ ｆｏｒ ａ ｆｅｗ ｓｅｃｏｎｄｓ ａｎｄ ｌｅｔｔｉｎｇ ｏｕｔ ａ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｍｏａｎ ｅｖｅｒｙ ｒｏｔａｔｉｏｎ Ｉ ｃｏｍｐｌｅｔｅｄ. Ｈｏｗｅｖｅｒ, ｔｈｉｓ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｂｅ ｂｏｒｉｎｇ ｗｉｔｈｏｕｔ ｙｏｕ, ｓｏ Ｉ＇ｄ ｎｅｅｄ ｔｏ ｄｏ ｍｏｒｅ ｔｏ ｇｅｔ ｙｏｕｒ ａｔｔｅｎｔｉｏｎ ；）
Ｍｙ ｈａｎｄ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｓｌｏｗｌｙ ｓｗｉｓｈ ａｗａｙ ｔｈｅ ｂｕｂｂｌｅｓ ｔｏ ｒｅｖｅａｌ ｍｙ ｃｌｅａｎ ｂｏｄｙ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｗａｔｅｒ. Ｌｉｇｈｔ ｆｒｏｍ ｔｈｅ ｌｉｇｈｔ ｂｕｌｂｓ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｒａｄｉａｔｅ ｄｏｗｎ ｏｎｔｏ ｔｈｅ ｃｒｙｓｔａｌｌｉｎｅ ｗａｔｅｒ ａｎｄ ｇｌｉｓｔｅｎ ｗｉｔｈ ｂｅａｕｔｙ, ｌｉｋｅ ａ ｄｉａｍｏｎｄ ｅｎｃｒｕｓｔｅｄ ｏｎ ａ ｗｅｄｄｉｎｇ ｒｉｎｇ （ｗｈｉｃｈ ｐｅｒｈａｐｓ ｙｏｕ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｐｒｅｓｅｎｔ ｔｏ ｍｅ ｗｈｅｎ ｙｏｕ ｇｅｔ ｄｏｗｎ ｏｎ ｏｎｅ ｋｎｅｅ ｉｎ ａ ｈａｎｄｓｏｍｅ ｓｕｉｔ ａｎｄ ａｓｋ ｍｅ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｙｏｕｒ ｂｅａｕｔｉｆｕｌ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｃｕｍ ｓｕｃｋｅｒ ｆｏｒ ｅｔｅｒｎｉｔｙ）. Ｏｎｃｅ ｔｈｅ ｗａｔｅｒ ｗａｓ ｃｌｅａｒ, Ｉ＇ｄ ｐｒｏｇｒｅｓｓ ｏｎｔｏ ｔｈｅ ｖａｒｉｏｕｓ ｌｏｔｉｏｎｓ ａｎｄ ｓｈａｍｐｏｏｓ Ｉ ｈａｖｅ ｎｅｘｔ ｔｏ ｍｙ ｂａｔｈ. Ｉ＇ｄ ｇｒａｂ ｓｏｍｅ ｂｏｄｙ ｂｕｔｔｅｒ ａｎｄ ｓｔａｎｄ ｕｐ, ｒｅａｄｙ ｔｏ ｕｓｅ ｔｈｅ ｂｅａｕｔｉｆｕｌ ｓｍｅｌｌｉｎｇ ｓａｌｔｅｄ ｃａｒａｍｅｌ ｂｏｄｙ ｂｕｔｔｅｒ.
Ｉ＇ｄ ｌａｔｈｅｒ ｉｔ ｏｎｔｏ ｍｙ ｔｉｔｓ, ｓｍｉｌｉｎｇ ａｓ Ｉ ｒｕｂｂｅｄ ｉｔ ｉｎ ａｒｏｕｎｄ ｍｙ ｎｉｐｓ. Ｉ＇ｄ ｓｍｏｔｈｅｒ ｍｙ ｓｔｏｍａｃｈ ａｎｄ ｃｈｉｌｄ ｂｅａｒｉｎｇ ｈｉｐｓ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ｂｕｔｔｅｒ ｕｎｔｉｌ Ｉ ｗａｓ ａｌｌ ｓｈｉｎｙ, ｗｈｉｃｈ Ｉ＇ｄ ｃｏｕｐｌｅ ｗｉｔｈ ｓｅｖｅｒａｌ ｌａｙｅｒｓ ｏｆ ｍａｓｓａｇｅ ｏｉｌ, ｔｏ ｍａｋｅ ｍｅ ｓｈｉｎｅ ｌｉｋｅ ａｎ ａｎｇｅｌ ｔｏ ｌｕｒｅ ｙｏｕ ｉｎｔｏ ｍｙ ｌｕｓｔｒｏｕｓ ｂｅｄｒｏｏｍ ｆｉｌｌｅｄ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｉｎｇｓ ｔｏ ｐｌｅａｓｅ ｙｏｕ.
Ｉ＇ｄ ｓｌｏｗｌｙ ｇｅｔ ａｒｏｕｓｅｄ, ａｎｄ ｆｅｅｌ ｍｙ ｄｒｙ ｐｕｓｓｙ ｍｏｉｓｔｅｎｅｄ ａｓ Ｉ ｔｈｉｎｋ ｏｆ ｙｏｕｒ ｍａｓｓｉｖｅ ｃｏｃｋ ｔｈｒｏｂｂｉｎｇ ｗｉｔｈｉｎ ｉｔ. Ｎｅｅｄｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｐｌｅａｓｕｒｅ ｍｙｓｅｌｆ ａｎｄ ｅｎｄ ｔｈｅ ｔｏｒｍｅｎｔ ｏｆ ｏｕｒｓ, Ｉ＇ｄ ｇｒａｂ ｔｈｅ ｎｅａｒｅｓｔ ｔｈｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｇｏ ｔｏ ｔｏｗｎ ｗｉｔｈ. Ｉｔ＇ｄ ｂｅ ａ Ｙｅｌｌｏｗ ｒｕｂｂｅｒ ｄｕｃｋｙ ｔｏｙ, ｎｉｃｅ ａｎｄ ｆｉｒｍ ｗｉｔｈ ａ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｓｑｕｅａｋｙ ｄｅｖｉｃｅ ｉｎｓｉｄｅ ｉｔ. Ｓｏｆｔ ｐｌａｓｔｉｃ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｒｕｂ ａｇａｉｎｓｔ ｍｙ ｃｌｉｔ, ｗｅｔ ａｎｄ ｓｌｉｐｐｅｒｙ ｆｒｏｍ ａ ｍｉｘｔｕｒｅ ｏｆ ｗａｔｅｒ, ｂｏｄｙ ｂｕｔｔｅｒ ａｎｄ ｍｙ ｖａｇｉｎａｌ ｓｅｃｒｅｔｉｏｎ.
"Ｕｈ. Ｍｍｍｍ" Ｉ＇ｄ ｍｏａｎ ａｓ ｔｈｅ ｈｅａｄ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｒｕｂｂｅｒ ｄｕｃｋｙ ｐｌｅａｓｕｒｅｓ ｍｙ ｃｌｉｔ, Ｉ＇ｄ ｃａｌｌ ｏｕｔ ｙｏｕｒ ｎａｍｅ ａｓ Ｉ ｔｈｒｕｓｔ ｔｈｅ ｄｕｃｋ ｔｏｙ ｉｎｓｉｄｅ ｏｆ ｍｅ. Ｉｔ＇ｄ ｓｑｕｅａｋ, ｂｕｔ ｉｔ ｗｏｕｌｄｎ＇ｔ ｋｉｌｌ ｔｈｅ ｍｏｏｄ. Ｍｙ ｌｕｓｔ ｆｏｒ ｙｏｕ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｂｅ ｔｏｏ ｓｔｒｏｎｇ, Ｉ＇ｄ ｎｅｅｄ ｓｏｍｅ ｍｏｒｅ ｔｏ ｐｌｅａｓｕｒｅ ｍｙｓｅｌｆ. Ｉ＇ｄ ｎｅｅｄ ｙｏｕ.
Ａｆｔｅｒ ｇｏｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｔｏｗｎ ｏｎ ｍｙｓｅｌｆ ｗｉｔｈ ａ ｄｕｃｋ ｔｏｙ, Ｉ＇ｄ ｓｔｒｏｌｌ ｉｎｔｏ ｍｙ ｒｏｏｍ, ｍｙ ｈａｉｒ ｓｔｉｌｌ ｓｌｉｇｈｔｌｙ ｄａｍｐ ｆｒｏｍ ｔｈｅ ｂａｔｈ. Ｍｙ ｂｌｕｅ ｅｙｅｓ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｃａｔｃｈ ｔｈｅ ｓｕｎｌｉｇｈｔ ｃｏｍｉｎｇ ｉｎ ｔｈｒｏｕｇｈ ｍｙ ｗｉｎｄｏｗ ａｎｄ Ｉ＇ｄ ｓｍｉｌｅ ａｓ Ｉ ｌｏｏｋｅｄ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｍｉｒｒｏｒ. Ｔｈｉｃｋ, ｒｅｄ ｓａｔｉｎ ｃｕｒｔａｉｎｓ ｔｈａｔ ｃｏｖｅｒｅｄ ｍｙ ｗｉｎｄｏｗ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｂｅ ｐｉｎｎｅｄ ｏｐｅｎ, ｔｈｅ ｗｉｎｄｏｗ ｏｐｅｎ ｔｏ ａｌｌｏｗ ａ ｓｏｆｔ ｂｒｅｅｚｅ ｔｏ ｂｌｏｗ ｉｎ ａｎｄ ｋｉｓｓ ｍｙ ｂｏｄｙ ｗｉｔｈ ｉｔｓ ｐｕｒｅ ｇｒａｃｅ. Ｆｒｏｍ ｔｈｅ ｓｔｒｅｅｔ, Ｉ ｃａｎ ｈｅａｒ ｐｅｏｐｌｅ ｗａｌｋｉｎｇ ｂｙ, ａｎｄ ｉｔ ｍａｋｅｓ ｍｅ ｗｉｓｈ ｔｈａｔ ｙｏｕ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｗａｌｋ ｂｙ, ａｎｄ ｔｈｒｏｗ ｙｏｕｒ ｌｅｇｓ ｏｖｅｒ ｍｙ ｆｒｏｎｔ ｙａｒｄ ｆｅｎｃｅ ｔｏ ｃｌｉｍｂ ｉｎｔｏ ｍｙ ｙａｒｄ, ａｎｄ ｂｅｇ ｆｏｒ ｍｅ ｔｏ ｌｅｔ ｄｏｗｎ ａ ｌａｄｄｅｒ ｆｏｒ ｙｏｕ ｔｏ ｃｌｉｍｂ ｕｐ, ｌｉｋｅ Ｒａｐｕｎｚｅｌ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｈａｖｅ ｗａｎｔｅｄ.
Ｉ＇ｄ ｉｍａｇｉｎｅ ｙｏｕ ｃｌｉｍｂｉｎｇ ｕｐ ａ ｒｏｐｅ Ｉ ｃｒａｆｔｅｄ ｆｒｏｍ ｂｅｄｓｈｅｅｔｓ, Ｙｏｕ ｓｍｉｌｉｎｇ ａｎｄ ｌａｕｇｈｉｎｇ ａｓ ｙｏｕ ｐｒｏｇｒｅｓｓｅｄ ｔｏｗａｒｄｓ ｍｙ ｂｅｄｒｏｏｍ. Ｍｙ ｈａｎｄｓ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｃｏｎｎｅｃｔ ｗｉｔｈ ｙｏｕｒｓ ａｓ Ｉ ｐｕｌｌｅｄ ｙｏｕ ｕｐ ａｎｄ ｋｉｓｓ ｙｏｕ ｌｉｇｈｔｌｙ ｏｎ ｔｈｅ ｌｉｐｓ. Ｓｏｆｔ ｄｅｌｉｃａｔｅ ｆｉｎｇｅｒｓ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｃａｒｅｓｓ ｙｏｕｒ ｆａｃｅ ｆｏｒ ａ ｆｅｗ ｓｅｃｏｎｄｓ ａｓ Ｉ ｌｏｏｋｅｄ ｌｏｖｉｎｇｌｙ ｉｎｔｏ ｙｏｕｒ ｅｙｅｓ, ａｎｄ ｔｈｅｎ Ｉ＇ｄ ｇｕｉｄｅ ｙｏｕ ｂｙ ａ ｈａｎｄ ｔｏｗａｒｄｓ ｍｙ ｂｅｄ, ｗｈｅｒｅ Ｉ＇ｄ ｓｉｔ ｙｏｕ ｄｏｗｎ ａｎｄ ｓｉｔ ｏｎ ｙｏｕｒ ｌａｐ, ｐｌａｙｉｎｇ ｔｏｎｓｉｌ ｔｅｎｎｉｓ ｗｉｔｈ ｙｏｕ ｆｏｒ ｑｕｉｔｅ ａ ｌｏｎｇ ｗｈｉｌｅ. Ｉ＇ｄ ｌｅａｎ ｏｎ ｙｏｕ ａｎｄ ｆｏｒｃｅ ｙｏｕ ｔｏ ｌａｙ ｄｏｗｎ ｏｎ ｔｈｅ ｂｅｄ, ｇｒｉｎｄｉｎｇ ｉｎｔｏ ｙｏｕｒ ｔｈｒｏｂｂｉｎｇ ｅｒｅｃｔｉｏｎ ｗｈｉｃｈ Ｉ ｃｏｕｌｄ ｆｅｅｌ ｔｈｒｏｕｇｈ ｙｏｕｒ ｐａｎｔｓ. Ｌａｒｇｅ ｂｒｅａｓｔｓ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｐｒｅｓｓ ａｇａｉｎｓｔ ｙｏｕｒ ｆａｃｅ ａｓ Ｉ ｍｏｖｅｄ ｓｌｉｇｈｔｌｙ ｕｐ ｔｏ ｐｕｌｌ ｏｆｆ ｍｙ ｓｈｉｒｔ, ｒｅｖｅａｌｉｎｇ ｍｙ ｓｅｘｙ ｐｉｎｋ ｂｒａ. Ｉ＇ｄ ｌｅｔ ｙｏｕ ｐｌａｙ ｗｉｔｈ ｍｙ Ｔｉｔａｎ ｗｈｉｌｅ Ｉ ｃｏｎｔｉｎｕｅｄ ｔｏ ｇｒｉｎｄ ｏｎ ｙｏｕ ｕｎｔｉｌ ｙｏｕ ｕｎｓｔｒａｐｐｅｄ ｍｙ ｂｒａ, ａｎｄ ｂｅｇａｎ ｓｕｃｋｉｎｇ ａｎｄ ｂｉｔｉｎｇ ｏｎ ｍｙ ｎｉｐｐｌｅｓ.
Ａｆｔｅｒ ｓｅｖｅｒａｌ ｍｉｎｕｔｅｓ, ｗｅ＇ｄ ｓｔｏｐ ａｎｄ Ｉ＇ｄ ｍａｋｅ ｏｕｔ ｗｉｔｈ ｙｏｕ ｏｎｃｅ ｍｏｒｅ, ｔａｓｔｉｎｇ ｙｏｕｒ ｍｅａｔｙ ｔｏｎｇｕｅ ｂｅｆｏｒｅ ｓｌｉｐｐｉｎｇ ｏｆ ｙｏｕｒ ｓｈｉｒｔ ａｎｄ ｌｉｃｋｉｎｇ ｄｏｗｎ ｙｏｕｒ ｓｔｏｍａｃｈ ｔｏｗａｒｄｓ ｙｏｕｒ ｐａｎｔｓ, ｗｈｉｃｈ Ｉ＇ｄ ｉｎ ｔｕｒｎ ｓｌｉｐ ｏｆｆ. Ｔｈｒｏｕｇｈ ｙｏｕｒ ｂｏｘｅｒｓ Ｉ＇ｄ ｒｕｂ ｍｙ ｔｏｎｇｕｅ ａｇａｉｎｓｔ ｔｈｅ ｓｐｏｔ ｗｈｅｒｅ ｙｏｕｒ ｃｏｃｋｈｅａｄ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｂｅ, ｔｅａｓｉｎｇ ｙｏｕ. Ｉ＇ｄ ｓｐｉｔ ｏｎ ｙｏｕｒ ｐａｎｔｓ, ｅｎｓｕｒｉｎｇ ｔｈｅ ｓａｌｉｖａ ｓｅｅｐｅｄ ｔｈｒｏｕｇｈ ｙｏｕｒ ｂｏｘｅｓ ａｎｄ ａｒｏｕｓｅｄ ｙｏｕ ｂｅｆｏｒｅ Ｉ ｐｕｌｌｅｄ ｔｈｅｍ ｏｆｆ, ｔａｋｉｎｇ ｙｏｕｒ ｆｕｌｌｙ ｌａｒｇｅ ｍｅｍｂｅｒ ｉｎ ｍｙ ｍｏｕｔｈ. Ｉ＇ｄ ｈｏｌｄ ｔｈｅ ｓｈａｆｔ ａｎｄ ｍｏｖｅ ｉｔ ｕｐ ａｎｄ ｄｏｗｎ ａｓ Ｉ ｌｉｃｋｅｄ ｙｏｕｒ ｋｎｏｂ. Ｓｔｉｃｋｙ ｓｐｉｔ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｃｏｍｅ ｏｕｔ ｏｆ ｍｙ ｍｏｕｔｈ ａｎｄ ｍｏｉｓｔｅｎ ｙｏｕｒ ｐｅｎｉｓ, ｗｈｉｃｈ Ｉ＇ｄ ｊｅｒｋ ｏｆｆ ｆｏｒ ａ ｂｉｔ ｂｅｆｏｒｅ ｔａｋｉｎｇ ｔｈｅ ｅｎｔｉｒｅ ｔｈｉｎｇ ｉｎ ｍｙ ｍｏｕｔｈ, ｆｏｒｃｉｎｇ ｉｔ ｄｅｅｐｅｒ ｄｏｗｎ ｍｙ ｔｈｒｏａｔ ｕｎｔｉｌ ｍｙ ｅｙｅｓ ｂｅｇｉｎ ｔｏ ｗａｔｅｒ ａｎｄ ｄｒｏｏｌ ｐｏｕｒｓ ｏｕｔ ｏｆ ｍｙ ｍｏｕｔｈ. Ｔｈｅｎ Ｉ＇ｄ ｌｉｃｋ ｙｏｕｒ ｂａｌｌｓ ａｎｄ ａｓｓ, ｐｒｅｐａｒｉｎｇ ｙｏｕ ｆｏｒ ｔｈｅ ｂｅａｕｔｉｆｕｌ ｓｅｘ ｗｅ ｗｅｒｅ ａｂｏｕｔ ｔｏ ｈａｖｅ.
Ｉ＇ｄ ｐｕｌｌ ｏｕｔ ａ ｖｉｂｒａｔｏｒ ａｎｄ ａｓｋ ｙｏｕ ｔｏ ｕｓｅ ｉｔ ｏｎ ｍｅ, ｗｈｉｌｅ ｙｏｕｒ ｓｌｏｂｂｅｒｙ ｃｏｃｋ ｐｅｎｅｔｒａｔｅｓ ｍｙ ｒａｗ ｖｉｒｇｉｎ ａｓｓｈｏｌｅ. Ｍｏａｎｓ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｃｏｍｅ ｏｕｔ ｆｒｏｍ ｔｈｅ ｂｏｔｈ ｏｆ ｕｓ ａｓ ｔｈｅ ｖｉｂｒａｔｏｒ ｐｌｅａｓｕｒｅｓ ｍｅ ｍｏｒｅ ｔｈａｎ ｙｏｕ ｃｏｕｌｄ ｅｖｅｒ ｄｒｅａｍ ｏｆ, ｂｕｔ ｙｏｕ＇ｄ ｔｈｒｕｓｔ ｄｅｅｐｅｒ ａｎｄ ｄｅｅｐｅｒ, ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ｉｎｔｅｎｔ ｏｆ ｍａｋｉｎｇ ｙｏｕｒ ｐｅｎｉｓ ｓｅｅｍ ｌａｒｇｅｒ ｔｈａｎ ｆｉｖｅ ｉｎｃｈｅｓ, ａｎｄ ｙｏｕ＇ｄ ｍａｒｇｉｎａｌｌｙ ｐｌｅａｓｕｒｅ ｍｅ.
Ｅｖｅｎｔｕａｌｌｙ ｙｏｕ＇ｄ ｆｅｅｌ ｂｏｒｅｄ, ｙｏｕ＇ｄ ｗａｎｔ ｍｏｒｅ ｐｌｅａｓｕｒｅ ｆｏｒ ＹＯＵ. Ａｎｄ Ｉ＇ｄ ａｇｒｅｅ. Ｙｏｕ＇ｄ ｐｕｌｌ ｏｕｔ ｏｎｌｙ ｔｏ ａ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｂｉｔ ｏｆ ｓｈｉｔ ｏｎ ｙｏｕｒ ｄｉｃｋ, ａｎｄ Ｉ＇ｄ ｖｏｌｕｎｔｅｅｒ ｔｏ ｌｉｃｋ ｉｔ ｏｆｆ ｂｅｆｏｒｅ Ｉ ｂｅｎｄ ｙｏｕ ｏｖｅｒ ａｎｄ ｆｏｒｃｅ ｙｏｕ ｔｏ ｓｕｃｋ ｙｏｕｒ ｏｗｎ ｓｈｉｔｄｉｃｋ. Ｙｏｕ＇ｄ ｂｅｇ ｆｏｒ ｍｏｒｅ, ａｓ Ｉ ｓｌａｐ ｙｏｕｒ ａｒｓｅ ａｎｄ ｐｒｅｐａｒｅ ｔｈｅ ｓｔｒａｐ ｏｎ, ｓｏ ｙｏｕ ｃｏｕｌｄ ｆｅｅｌ ｗｈａｔ ｉｔ＇ｓ ｌｉｋｅ ｔｏ ｂｅ ａｂｕｓｅｄ, ｍｕｃｈ ｌｉｋｅ ｙｏｕ＇ｄ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ａｂｕｓｅ ｍｙ ｐｒｅｃｉｏｕｓ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｐｕｓｓｙ.
Ｍｙ ｓｅｖｅｎｔｅｅｎ ｉｎｃｈ ｓｔｒａｐｏｎ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｆｕｃｋ ｙｏｕ ｈａｒｄ, Ｉ＇ｄ ｄｏｍｉｎａｔｅ ｙｏｕｒ ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ ｂｏｄｙ ａｎｄ ｙｏｕ＇ｄ ｂｅ ｇｏｏｄ ｆｏｒ ｙｏｕｒ ｍｉｓｔｒｅｓｓ. Ａ ｆｅｗ ｈｏｕｒｓ ｏｆ ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｐａｓｓ, ｓｏｍｅｔｉｍｅｓ ｗｉｔｈ ｍｅ ｐｌｅａｓｕｒｉｎｇ ｙｏｕｒ ｇ－ｓｐｏｔ ｕｎｔｉｌ ｙｏｕ ｗｅｒｅ ａｂｏｕｔ ｔｏ ｃｕｍ ａｎｄ ｓｏｍｅｔｉｍｅｓ ｍｅ ａｌｌｏｗｉｎｇ ｙｏｕ ｔｏ ｊｅｒｋ ｏｆｆ ｏｎ ｍｙ ｔｉｔｔｉｅｓ ｏｒ ｃｕｍ ｉｎ ｍｙ ｈａｉｒ. Ａｌｌ ｔｈｒｏｕｇｈ ｔｈｅ ｎｉｇｈｔ, ｗｅ＇ｄ ｆｕｃｋ ｕｎｔｉｌ ｙｏｕｒ ｇａｐｉｎｇ ａｒｓｅｈｏｌｅ ｃｏｕｌｄ ｆｉｔ ａｎ ｅｎｔｉｒｅ ｔｅｎｎｉｓ ｂａｌｌ ｉｎ ｉｔ. Ｉ＇ｄ ｔｈｅｎ ｕｓｅ ｓｅｖｅｒａｌ ｔｅｎｎｉｓ ｂａｌｌｓ ａｓ ａｎａｌ ｂｅａｄｓ ｗｈｉｌｅ Ｉ ｆｕｃｋｅｄ ｙｏｕ ｃｏｃｋ ｓｏ ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ ｍｕｃｈ, ｌｅｔｔｉｎｇ ｙｏｕ ｃｕｍ ｄｅｅｐ ｉｎｓｉｄｅ ｍｅ ｓｅｖｅｒａｌ ｔｉｍｅｓ. Ｉ＇ｄ ｃｏｌｌｅｃｔ ｙｏｕｒ ｃｕｍ ａｎｄ ｍａｋｅ ａ ｍｉｌｋｓｈａｋｅ ｗｉｔｈ ｉｔ, ｔａｋｉｎｇ ａ ｓｉｐ ａｎｄ ｔｈｅｎ ｆｏｒｃｅ ｆｅｅｄｉｎｇ ｉｔ ｔｏ ｙｏｕ.
Ｏｎｃｅ ｄｏｎｅ, Ｉ＇ｄ ｌｉｃｋ ｙｏｕｒ ｃｕｍｍｙ ｍｅｓｓ ｕｐ ａｎｄ ｓｍｉｌｅ ａｔ ｙｏｕ, ｔｅｌｌｉｎｇ ｙｏｕ ｔｏ ｇｅｔ ｕｐ ａｎｄ ｓｅｎｄｉｎｇ ｙｏｕ ｏｆｆ ｏｎ ｙｏｕｒ ｗａｙ. Ｉｔ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｂｅ ｔｈｅ ｆｉｒｓｔ ｏｆ ｏｕｒ ｍａｎｙ ｓｅｘｕａｌ ｅｎｃｏｕｎｔｅｒｓ, ａｎｄ ａｓ ｙｏｕ ｗａｌｋｅｄ ｏｕｔ ｏｆ ｍｙ ｒｏｏｍ, Ｉ＇ｄ ｔｕｒｎ ｉｎｔｏ ａ Ｌｏｃｈ Ｎｅｓｓ Ｍｏｎｓｔｅｒ ｆｒｏｍ ｔｈｅ Ｃｒｕｓｔａｃｅａｎ Ｐｅｒｉｏｄ ａｎｄ ｔｉｃｋｌｅ ｙｏｕ ｗｉｔｈ ｍｙ ｔｅｎｔａｃｌｅｓ ｂｅｆｏｒｅ ａｓｋｉｎｇ ｙｏｕ "Ｌｏｃｈ Ｎｅｓｓ Ｍｏｎｓｔｅｒ ｎｅｅｄ Ｔｒｅｅ Ｆｉｄｄｙ"
Ｈｏｐｅ ｙｏｕ ｊｅｒｋｅｄ ｔｏ ｔｈｉｓ, ｄａｄ ；）
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
make me mod, like i enter this forum everyday just so i can control+a and post on the predict my mmr topics, hoping that one mod will erase that topic.
![[Lk].Zano](https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/b9/b98e01ce6ef4a5e926a44cdd1564d0e8e5fbfa36_full.jpg "[Lk].Zano")
Who got permabanned anyway?
How do we know the other mods don't agree with his decisions?
Whatever, keep memeing.
tons of people got permad, Kitrak, me & many other people that can't be arsed to make smurfs and play 10 games for a forum.
but honestly, I don't even care about the permabans. It's more about the ridiculously long bans when somebody says the n-/f-word.
I'm curious: so I've received some comments via steam as well, and I havent even banned anyone in the last 2 days, not permabanned anyway (1 dude because he was promoting his own youtube channel). So who is it that got banned recently that didn't deserve it?
I think you raise some valid points (i.e. my inactivity at times) or that we could be more transparent, but I thoroughly believe that the people that have been permamuted (by me anyway) deserved it.
For those asking what words are banned: the code of conduct should give you an idea of what words we dont appreciate here. there are plenty of ways to be offensive, racist etc. without using particular words
EDIT: We're talking about actual banning/muting and not comment deleting, right? those are 2 different things. I delete plenty of comments without banning/muting the offender, simply because its not always big enough of an offense
EDIT2: NVm I did mute some guy for saying something about kkk being the best. I'm sorry but do I really have to explain why posting stuff like that is ban worthy
afaik Aimstrong and Sano got banned for a month for saying (EDITED by Mod for your own safety) (please no banerino).
yeah i'd edit that comment if I was you
look, it's a homophobic slur, there's no point in throwing it around when its clearly against code of conduct. not that it matters, because I 100% support my fellow mods, but I didn't ban those ppl
mb not the actual banlist, but smthgn that would at least alert those ones who get banned about why they got banned
why is "P U S S Y" a banned word I dont fuckign get?? whats wrong with telling someone "yo man u played that game like a p u s s y"???? what's so offensive or racist bout that.
over the time ive been posting there, ive only encountered 4-5 cases worth of ban tbh
ther rest is just some senseitive 21st sentury bullshit from my point of view
I don't want to go back to work but I'm still in love. I have to get back on my own and I'll have a better chance of meatballs. You should be able to see what the camera does and you should have to play with your friends. Happy tug at my house and I'm so excited to see you. I love my mom so bad I can't help but touch her. Can we go to see my family?
@triple:
I thoroughly agree with that. for now though, you can always message us at support@dotabuff.com and inquire about your ban and why it occured and the dfuration of it
EDIT: I agree with the lack of notification
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Skim has been unnecessarily (perma-)banning people all the time, ever since he joined the mod-team. He's not really active on the forums (or that's at least how we percieve it), but when he is (i.e. when he's posting on some threads), it seems like he's always banning people and leaves the forums for another bunch of weeks right after that.
I totally understand that you want the forums to be less toxic, but honestly, you should just blacklist more words and introduce smaller bans. Also you might consider adding people to the team that are actually actively using the forum instead of letting someone run over the forums who just randomly bans people so that it looks like he's doing his "job".
Thanks for reading, this thread will likely be locked/banned or I'll be banned anyway.