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Jacked

    dude you are losing games in low 2k and still doing well in 3.5k. lmao.

    doc joferlyn simp

      lmao nice page jacked

      mr. rabbit

        https://www.dotabuff.com/players/162879684/matches?hero=spirit-breaker

        idk why i couldnt win with it all of a sudden

        i had a long win streak too!

        doc joferlyn simp

          Jesus Alice get off your PC xd

          mr. rabbit

            i did im on my phone now lul

            doc joferlyn simp

              touche

              doc joferlyn simp

                Where's Ahmed?

                mr. rabbit

                  dead

                  Celine

                    Implying that yves was mighty in the first place

                    mr. rabbit

                      im as mighty as mighty no. 9

                      kudos to those who gets this

                      Celine

                        i had a long win streak too!

                        If 4 winstreak counts as long then my micropenis counts as long too

                        doc joferlyn simp

                          No one plays that game in here kid. Those who did are dead.

                          mr. rabbit

                            that was only 4

                            ???

                            im speechless

                            doc joferlyn simp

                              https://www.dotabuff.com/players/287739166/matches?hero=slark

                              Back to back 7 winstreak. Redirect me if this isn't the longest epeen for consecutive wins on one hero challenge, thanks.

                              BBL DRIZZY

                                Anyway so we got swept off at the 2nd round
                                It's my 2nd time losing at the 2nd round on a tournament
                                Enemy team drafted venge weaver silencer abaddon ta in that order
                                We already drafted clock, ww, treant, sf, we were waiting for last pick

                                We were starting to expect a drow or slark (drow got banned) and then our captain picked medusa and the treant and I were like "what the fuck"...

                                Abaddon won top lane vs clock, I couldn't keep the trilane up bottom against their agg tri, at least sf and I fucked the ta mid (who was a grill btw), and shit started falling apart from then on and we lost at 20 mins xd

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                                doc joferlyn simp

                                  TA grill?

                                  BBL DRIZZY

                                    Yes, the enemy ta was a grill. And she was pretty. At least I get to say I fucked her at mid 3 times ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

                                    doc joferlyn simp

                                      I like how you think boi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

                                      BBL DRIZZY

                                        I came and ganked her big ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

                                        doc joferlyn simp

                                          Did you shoot white projectiles at her tho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

                                          BBL DRIZZY

                                            I did ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

                                            fx

                                              How do you know that she is a grill instagram or whatever that is? For "educational" purpose

                                              doc joferlyn simp

                                                Did you screw her so hard she collapsed into the ground ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

                                                BBL DRIZZY

                                                  I saw her irl, it was a lan. I was actually speechless for 10 seconds when I saw her and I was like "Wait she's their mid??" and guys just went "ayieee" so I just said my congrats, nice game

                                                  BBL DRIZZY

                                                    I DEFINITELY DID ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

                                                    doc joferlyn simp

                                                      Was it so good that despite being screwed multiple times she still came back for 2 more times ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

                                                      BBL DRIZZY

                                                        Yeah, and she jumped on me every time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

                                                        doc joferlyn simp

                                                          So good that even tho she was basically raped by two guys multiple times she didn't tell her friends for some backup and wanted to suck it up alone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

                                                          BBL DRIZZY

                                                            Yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) She's so greedy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

                                                            doc joferlyn simp

                                                              Noice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

                                                              doc joferlyn simp

                                                                Lenny faces aside was she good? Or was she carried? Just curious because every grill I've seen playing sux balls its like I'm watching diox play.

                                                                BBL DRIZZY

                                                                  Every time she would pounce on me silencer would use his ulti so no one else hears what's going on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Silencer best wingman confirmed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

                                                                  BBL DRIZZY

                                                                    She was pretty fine actually, still got a quick deso and blink but I guess that's because of stacks

                                                                    doc joferlyn simp

                                                                      Lmao better than the grill players here in my city I imagine.

                                                                      Nice epeen Bryant. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

                                                                      BBL DRIZZY

                                                                        Eventually outfarmed our sf, medusa was dirt poor and all their cores just ran over us

                                                                        doc joferlyn simp

                                                                          Why hold a tourney on Sunday is beyond me btw.

                                                                          BBL DRIZZY

                                                                            First tourney I joined was also on a sunday kek

                                                                            BBL DRIZZY

                                                                              By the time the game ended all my friends were mocking the fucking medusa pick. Medusa, more like Medusucks NoKappa

                                                                              doc joferlyn simp

                                                                                Aren't there Catholics in your area or something that need to praise the Lord or someone else?

                                                                                BBL DRIZZY

                                                                                  I don't think people are that dedicated to church anymore

                                                                                  doc joferlyn simp

                                                                                    Tell that to my mother you godless infidel xd

                                                                                    faw

                                                                                      nah haffy, i did not plan to ask you to teach me arabic, its more that you remind me of some of my arab friends, you pretty much act exactly like them

                                                                                      doc joferlyn simp

                                                                                        I am indeed Arabic and I like to fuck goats

                                                                                        Celine

                                                                                          Me too

                                                                                          doc joferlyn simp

                                                                                            ^^^idk if that's good or bad btw

                                                                                            fx

                                                                                              Idk why you dont ask her instagram

                                                                                              doc joferlyn simp

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