General DiscussionWHY MY SMURF ALWAYS VHS? FUCK IM GOING 5K AGAIN, JUST GIVE ME 2K-3K

zdonfrank

id rather calibrate mid 4k than 2k 3k tbh, even though the games are easy im so triggered by the way the enemy team plays

Are u the same guy who had two 5k+ accs and was complaining about the blue star with both accs?

ye, the attention ho guy

a good vhs game is more better that doing rampages in 2k imo but playing vs 2k your brain is completely relaxed and dont even use it

u bad

Its really not hard to be bad. Just stop plAying dota. Stop. Stop last hitting. Stop casting spells. How hard is it

Jacked fuckup master 9000

im tired, i have already got 3 5.8k accounts, i just want to play some good 2k3k dotas.

who is zdonfrank?

i mean i wish someone would give me 1k, but true, it's very hard to be that bad

yea i know the stress of 5k dota.

swap with me 5k for 1 or 2k
lul

2k life is chill rampage once almost in every week since October. :P

Im in 2k matchmaking :'c

https://www.dotabuff.com/players/218719262
chilling in 2k

lets swap account what u think?

Seems like you didnt try nor deliberately playing bad on your smurfing games to get lower mmr, so i'm assuming you just want to brag about your skill and an attention seeking hoe irl.

this is my gmail : mohamadhemati309@gmail.com

Ye sure u already reach that level. Like u're asking college basketball player to mess around against junior high school kids. They can't be that bad.

I would actaully trade my first ever account that I had which still stands at 587mmr for... 10 calibration games to be done well on ma new smurf IM SOO BAD at calibration games it is unreal. (have some time to get to level 20 for my smurf though )

Here it is. http://i.imgur.com/NJvwCYS.jpg (yes I started playing dota from the date shown xD)

My friends think i should sell it/ savour it.

^Drop it by 500 mmr more and get double the cash

Lol. thats a lot of work. I would rather trade in what i said before tbh, money isn't something i care about.

yea, im sad im stuck there in vhs.

just cant help that i wont be able to play in hs or normal, fuck valve.

Im Stuck at Normal and HS . I want to be in VHS Bracket . haha and you want HS and Normal .

If you truly want 2k - 3k wouldn't you need around a 39% win rate?

No u just need really bad kda and valve will put u in ns

SKULLY i want your 500 mmr account bro

this dog just want to show off, he only feed a game and serious on the next game

I feel u haha

Trade to jacked give him a try to play at 5k and lets w8 him to suicide

damn man, how to play in hs or normal skill? teach me senpai

Playing in 2k game is so fun actually, to relax urself
like u buy eul on am but still win the game

As a 5k player u have to play drunk as shiet. Drink 0.5 of vodka before lunching dota. Then your reaction time drops and eventually u start getting normal skill - enjoy.

lol, 0,5 vodka :D sounds like u are russian. But even most europeans will not manage to launch dota after that amount!

Seeing all these low mmr accs made me thirsty

Anyone wanma give me their 1k acc :D

i can give u OP 2100 mmr acc im playing but have to ask for premission
and u must admit that ur ZDONFRANK