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General DiscussionBeen playing Dota for few years, and I like to write poems and storie...

Been playing Dota for few years, and I like to write poems and stories, AMA in General Discussion
quity

    why are u friends?

    I'd say were just on the same wavelength. It just feels natural. What even is friendship? What is love?

    also resume hobbies != real hobbies sir

    But those are my hobbies. I do listen to music extensively. I do play video games. I do read and I do play basketball all on a regular basis.

    faw

      would u rather
      Watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life
      or
      Join in once to stop it

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      evy

        Why not do threesome over and over again

        faw

          join your parents having sex every day for the rest of your life

          or

          watch once to stop it?

          yeah sounds good ill go w/ first option

          quity

            Oh would you rather questions! neat.

            would u rather
            Constantly be smelling poop that nobody else can smell
            or
            Smell like poop and not know it

            Constantly be smelling poop. Other would cripple my social interactions.

            would u rather
            Have taste buds on your butthole
            or
            Poop through your mouth

            I don't know how poop tastes like, but I think I'd would be easier to separate food intake and output. So option 1.

            would you rather
            Always have to say everything on my mind
            or
            Never be able to speak again

            I'd have to learn sign language, but option two. I already think too much, if said all of it out loud I'd be dead.

            would u rather
            Watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life
            or
            Join in once to stop it

            I'd kill myself

            jo~

              If you had an inch of your dad's dick in your ass and an inch of your dick in your mom's pus.sy would you move forward or backward to get out?

              BROKEassNIGGA

                why do we even play dota ?
                why i cant move from 1k mmr even tho am trying so hard
                why people are born rich while other born poor
                why some people get lucky project and get rich while other always fail even when they try hard and end up broke
                why the world is fucked up
                why life is always unfair no matter how you look at it
                why i cant even bother styling my hair LOL
                why there's 2 sex of most things on earth
                why we cant breath underwater even tho there's oxygen there
                why chickens cant fly despite having wings
                why flamingo are pink and penguin are white and black
                if i have 5 apples and samir have 5 apples how many apples do i get to eat ?
                why i live in deepshit country were i cant even invest / pay / work online while i could be some were else in the world able to do alot vice versa

                despair

                  Would you report a player who says bad things about your family??

                  Emiya

                    can i safely assume that OP is female ?

                    faw

                      whats ur view on the LGBTQ community??

                      one syllable anglo-saxon

                        LGBTQ? thats not inclusive enough

                        LGBTQAASFNJDJWBEYWEKFNWEDFWE is the correct term

                        BROKEassNIGGA

                          @the rider he already answer that question before he stated that he's a boy (probebly gay) look how many he i have written shit.

                          Emiya

                            I'm neither a bundle of sticks, nor would I describe myself as homosexual, as I never had sexual tendencies towards the same sex.

                            he said that in his second post so i am not sure

                            despair

                              Are you guys sure that he is still going to reply? perhaps he got tired of this..

                              BROKEassNIGGA

                                @the rider
                                People call me kitty here. I'm just a boy trying to stay out of trouble, in the everyday struggle.
                                And you still can ask anything, I just might decide not to answer it.
                                at first i had the same guess as you specialy reading the part of for how much would you suck my dick........
                                this kitty nickname make me suspericous even my english gets worst after reading it :v

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                                despair

                                  But he really is diligent, if i were him i would have replied either IDFC, idgaf, idk, idc or google it.

                                  faw

                                    ^why make an ama if u won't answer any questions :thinking:

                                    BROKEassNIGGA

                                      i asked him the most importent questions in my life its the reason am a live, i hope he answer them lol.... making thread to get questions then sending people to google it sound rudish foolish assholish dont you think ?

                                      despair

                                        Answer rude questions with rude answers, answer proper questions with proper answers thats what i meant.

                                        BROKEassNIGGA

                                          abyss dont think it works like that you make thread to get questions so you simply either answer them the way you know or dont answer at all but even if you dont answer its still feels wrong tho :v

                                          quity

                                            Would you report a player who says bad things about your family??

                                            Yes. I already reported spunki.

                                            why do we even play dota ?

                                            To fill a void.

                                            why i cant move from 1k mmr even tho am trying so hard

                                            Your winrate suggests that you're on your way to higher brackets.

                                            why people are born rich while other born poor

                                            Because their parents are rich or poor.

                                            why some people get lucky project and get rich while other always fail even when they try hard and end up broke

                                            The world can't be fair for everyone.

                                            why the world is fucked up

                                            Because the easiest and laziest way is to be a menace.

                                            why life is always unfair no matter how you look at it

                                            There would be no challenge if it was fair.

                                            why i cant even bother styling my hair LOL

                                            I guess you don't care enough about how others see you.

                                            why there's 2 sex of most things on earth

                                            That's biologically the most advantageous way.

                                            why we cant breath underwater even tho there's oxygen there

                                            We can't filter the oxygen from the water like fish do with their gills.

                                            why chickens cant fly despite having wings

                                            They actually could fly. They don't have any need to due to the purpose they're bred for.

                                            why flamingo are pink and penguin are white and black

                                            Flamingos are pink due to their diet which consist of red crustaceans. Penguins are probably black, because black absorbs the most heat from the sun. Wouldn't know about the white, but I'd it has to do with temperature.

                                            if i have 5 apples and samir have 5 apples how many apples do i get to eat ?

                                            3, because Samir is a greedy asshole.

                                            why i live in deepshit country were i cant even invest / pay / work online while i could be some were else in the world able to do alot vice versa

                                            Pure luck. But the world is interconnected nowadays. Once you have a basic education you could go ahead and start a new life where ever you want. It's not easy but possible

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                                            quity

                                              can i safely assume that OP is female ?

                                              You cannot. I'm just soft spoken.

                                              whats ur view on the LGBTQAASFNJDJWBEYWEKFNWEDFWE community??

                                              I believe that a majority of them are special snowflakes that just like to associate themselves with a group of like minded people, and there is no harm in that per se. But I feel like they're trying to force their doctrine towards everybody as if their word is the only true on. Ironically that goes against their own ideology.
                                              I think they're hypocrites.

                                              Are you guys sure that he is still going to reply? perhaps he got tired of this..

                                              It is tiring. But I'll try to answer as many questions as possible, because it's actually fun.

                                              But he really is diligent, if i were him i would have replied either IDFC, idgaf, idk, idc or google it.

                                              Thank you! I try to respect each questionnaire, as if it's a genuine question from his/her heart. And I think it's more fun for everyone this way. But at the same time, can't I spend hours writing a single answer. There are just things I don't like to think about.
                                              Mostly I just write the first thing that comes to mind and stick with it.

                                              this kitty nickname make me suspericous

                                              I'm not too fond of it either. But it stuck.

                                              Sorry that it took a while. I took a break and went afk for a while.

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                                              BROKEassNIGGA

                                                am satisfied with the answers how ever samir answer is wrong cuz samir doesnt exist and no body NO BODY NOOOBOOODDYYYY EATS MY FOOD !

                                                ImagineDodong

                                                  Do you own a cat? if so can you give him/her to me?

                                                  quity

                                                    Do you own a cat? if so can you give him/her to me?

                                                    I don't own a cat. I wanted to get one some time ago, but my mother's slightly allergic.
                                                    I'd have no problem with you petting her, but cats have a mind of their own, you know.

                                                    faw

                                                      having a cat is garbage btw, its very hard to go on vacation if u got one

                                                      despair

                                                        How would you like to die in the future?

                                                        quity

                                                          How would you like to die in the future?

                                                          Peacefully in my sleep. Just like that from one day to another. I don't want to upset any family members by being sick and tied to machinery and what not.

                                                          arin

                                                            why do you eu dotabuff ppl all have that flashing red eyes shit in your profile pictures

                                                            because aimstrong is a spicy memer

                                                            Héḱmō

                                                              just reading this made you likeable

                                                              what do you prefer for holidays?
                                                              -city trips
                                                              -party holidays with friends
                                                              -flying somewhere alone renting a car and travel the country by yourself
                                                              -staying in your country
                                                              - southern or northern countries
                                                              -what was your holiday destination you liked the most?

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                                                              faw

                                                                sympathetic ist das falsche wort btw brudi

                                                                Jay the Bird

                                                                  How old are you? Who's Thomas Landolt?

                                                                  jinzo

                                                                    i have a quote for your poem:
                                                                    "Balance in all things" - GabeN

                                                                    Sia

                                                                      Best questions decent answers

                                                                      i got a question
                                                                      if u into poetry can u introduce me to some of the good books kinda like goethe(?) and others?
                                                                      I also can recommend to you "masnavi" from Molana or Molavi
                                                                      real good stuff

                                                                      quity

                                                                        what do you prefer for holidays?
                                                                        -city trips
                                                                        -party holidays with friends
                                                                        -flying somewhere alone renting a car and travel the country by yourself
                                                                        -staying in your country
                                                                        - southern or northern countries
                                                                        -what was your holiday destination you liked the most?

                                                                        Okay, I'm actually not really the type of person who likes holidays. In my experience they're way too much hassle. But that's also because we rarely had typical holidays. We usually go to visit our family, and to see all of them takes lots of energy.
                                                                        I'd say I'd rather visit southern countries, and that ties to the next question. My fondest memories of all the holidays where the ones where we were at the beach with poeple I liked. This might have been my cousins 10 years ago, to some old family friends last year. Another nice holiday was two years ago in Italy. It was just a week but I met a lot of cool people there and had a nice experience from dawn to twilight.

                                                                        How old are you? Who's Thomas Landolt?

                                                                        I am 20 years old.
                                                                        Thomas Landolt is a guy at my workplace. Turns out that Yoshi did work at the same place some time ago and Thomas Landolt was one of the names he seems to remember. Coincidentally, I've had the pleasure to meet him.

                                                                        if u into poetry can u introduce me to some of the good books kinda like goethe(?) and others?
                                                                        I also can recommend to you "masnavi" from Molana or Molavi

                                                                        I wouldn't say that I'm into poetry. I barely read classics, but I appreciate them.
                                                                        Whenever I write something, which is rare because I only do so when I'm emotionally down, I just start to write and see if I can mold it into a classic format. I'd actually so far and call rap modern poetry, so have yourself some Elzhi.

                                                                        faw

                                                                          u working at IBM?

                                                                          BenaoLifedancer

                                                                            This turned gay too fast... I'm out

                                                                            arin

                                                                              will benao stop posting if we preventivelly post gay stuff in first post of every page?

                                                                              like when u salt ur doors and windows against demons

                                                                              NKFromMirai

                                                                                would you like it be raped?

                                                                                Bungmangler

                                                                                  What is the worst kind of person ?

                                                                                  WEEBO
                                                                                  FURRY
                                                                                  NECKBEARD?

                                                                                  real question, how would you solve the worlds energy issues ( Population growth, global warming, dependence on fossil fuels) etc?

                                                                                  Jay the Bird

                                                                                    ^this is not my thread but my answer would be genocide

                                                                                    quity

                                                                                      u working at IBM?

                                                                                      No. But I know someone there.

                                                                                      would you like it be raped?

                                                                                      What? I don't think that would want anything to be raped.

                                                                                      What is the worst kind of person ?
                                                                                      WEEBO
                                                                                      FURRY
                                                                                      NECKBEARD?

                                                                                      I'd say furries, if we're assuming the worst version of each. Because they would want to live as their furry-persona at all times. Weebs just have weird fascination with Anime and Japan, which is stupid in my opinion, but not really bad.
                                                                                      And neckbeards never leave their homes anyway so who cares.

                                                                                      how would you solve the worlds energy issues ( Population growth, global warming, dependence on fossil fuels) etc?

                                                                                      What is this? A beauty pageant? A right step into controlling population growth would be proper education everywhere, and maybe even westernization. I feel like as it's going now, the next generations will be smaller than current ones. But I don't have any data to back that up. If poorer countries could adapt the luxuries and education of the west they would stray a similar path.
                                                                                      About global warming and fossil fuels: The obvious answer is renewable energies. One step towards that are improving current technologies in new environments, like Tesla is doing with their electric cars. The production of those cars is still a problem, but I believe that in a few years we'd be ready to completely switch to fully electric vehicles everywhere. There are other technologies like sun panels and wind turbines which still could be improved and that are improving on a daily basis to be more efficient. So putting the focus towards that would definitely be a step into the right direction.
                                                                                      Actually we already are ready to switch to electric cars. Companies do have the power to provide affordable electric cars, because batteries do not cost as much as it seems, if you compare normal versions of cars with their electric counterparts. It's another case of big brother controlling the world.

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                                                                                      NKFromMirai

                                                                                        sorry i play too much hentai games

                                                                                        faw

                                                                                          A right step into controlling population growth would be proper education everywhere, and maybe even westernization. I feel like as it's going now, the next generations will be smaller than current ones. But I don't have any data to back that up.

                                                                                          thats true, ill check for a vid after my game, but essentially it's that industrialization caused a huge boost to population growth, that is now finished (in the west), so sooner (or already now) itll be over

                                                                                          faw

                                                                                            worth a watch

                                                                                            one syllable anglo-saxon

                                                                                              interesting video except that its not in the interest of an average citizen(at least if we're talkling about us) to help 3rd world countries develop because it makes them harder to exploit

                                                                                              faw

                                                                                                not in the interest of an average citizen? probably because they dont know about this wealth => exploitation thing

                                                                                                i guess tis more about the elites who wouldnt want that

                                                                                                quity

                                                                                                  i have a quote for your poem:
                                                                                                  "Balance in all things" - GabeN

                                                                                                  I don't think that sand king is unbalanced. He is just hard to play against, and at the same time fairly easy to play on a decent level. He doesn't win games, but he can create enormous space for your team which obviously boosts your win chances.

                                                                                                  one syllable anglo-saxon

                                                                                                    not in the interest of an average citizen? probably because they dont know about this wealth => exploitation thing

                                                                                                    i guess tis more about the elites who wouldnt want that


                                                                                                    it affects every citizen, not just elites
                                                                                                    u cant help a country develop and exploit it at the same time, if absolute most of ur population are wage slaves without proper education and healthcare sry u arent a developed country
                                                                                                    when some country during the development stops being de-facto ur colony u dont get good deals on goods anymore and it affects the citizen
                                                                                                    say some country stops selling u oil/allowing u to produce oil on their terriory -> price increases -> ur avg KKona has to pay more for petrol

                                                                                                    faw

                                                                                                      welly eah ofc it hits everybody eventually, im just saying that the avg citizen would support such a cause because they dont know the consequences