^^yea....dont you just hate when youre having sex with your girlfriend but people are buying pms?
Fuckin ruins it
well I guess
1) it blocks something no matter how you look at it
2) life is better without it
oh btw wraith/null/bracer now provide 2 less damage, that might be another thing
previously an agi carry with pms wraith would deal 6+9 bonus damage (15) now it would deal 0+7
what if you are not an agi hero? but band/bracer/talisman also lost 2 damage each so yeah.
the formula for armor got changed
i thought you analyzed and outsmarted that formula so the change doesn't affect you and you deal the same damage to creeps as you did before?
You fell into Cookie's trap, hello. By creating this thread, Cookie has introduced the idea that the change is detrimental to farming, and thus detrimental to gaining MMR. This doesn't mean that much, normally a day or two might pass and this thread will be forgotten. However because you have introduced drama to the thread through a witty retort at Cookie's supposed use of psychological tricks, this thread will get revived again and again. Neither Cookie's ego nor your ego will allow you to just leave this thread. This will go on and on until a sizable amount of people have read this thread, aside from the regular posters and visitors. Cookie's legion of fans have started thinking about the lasthitting nerf and will wallow in suffering because of how difficult Dota is now. A fortnight from that, "hao git vhs" threads will pop up again. Dotabuff forum will be in chaos, Cookie haters and supports will restart the vicious cycle of repeating the same arguments as to why Cookie is, or not, bad. Rising tensions between the Cookie haters against serial smurfers and Cookie supporters will raise the forum's daily activity again. At the center of the maelstrom is Cookie, and wherever the keyboard warriors' fights will lead, there is only one outcome Cookie is concerned with. He is getting popular again, with the right mix between the gratification from the sub 3ks that worship and the mental challenge posed by dealing with his enemies, Cookie will jizz everytime he sees a thread with his name on it. He'll get a big head, and the perception of his self-worth will propel his ego towards Benao and Blunt heights. If ever Benao or Blunt get involved, a titanic clash of name-calling and achievement showcasing to emphasize each epeen involved will ensue. Though an event such as this will all be for the benefit of Cookie, he doesn't need for it to happen. The mere attention he receives from virtually all forum posters (except mods, they're out making emotes) is enough for him to execute his master plan.
Angry regular posters, MMR s|uts making threads how to get better, serial smurfers still gunning for VHS, triggered Cookie haters and supporters, dead mods, occasional jerks making fun of both sides, all create the perfect atmosphere in order further Cookie's ambition of total domination over the Dotabuff forum and realms beyond it.
BOOM OUTTA NOWHERE GUIDE TOWARDS BEING A BETTER LASTHITTER AND UPDATED FARM PATTERNS TAILOR MADE FOR ALL CARRIES IS RELEASED BY NONE OTHER THAN COOKIE HIMSELF. EVERYONE IS WHIPPED INTO A FRENZY HATERS ARE NOW HATING ON A WHOLE NEW LEVEL SUPPORTERS NOW PUBLICLY ADMIT THEY DREAM OF SUCKING COOKIE'S DICK ON A DAILY BASIS MMR S|_UTS ARE HAPPY SERIAL SMURFERS WANT HELP WITH CALIBRATION SKIM SECRETLY KNIGHTS COOKIE AS DOTABUFF MOD A REDDIT THREAD IS MADE FOR COOKIE A SEPARATE THREAD IS MADE TO COMPILE THE SUPPORTERS' BEST AHEGAO FACES WHEN THEY JIZZ TO THE THOUGHT OF COOKIE'S COCK IN THEIR MOUTH
When the dust settles, when the bans are handed out and people find it in themselves to move on, after all the chaos only one guy truly, ever won. Cookie sits atop his throne made from the solidified jizz and tears from his supporters and haters, and on another throne directly in front of him, lies his epeen, which, by then, has grown larger than the combined salt that can be possibly harvested from Benao's Steam profile comments.
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I did.
it was worth the read. 10/10 did enjoy and would read again. very well narrated!
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im probably just paranoid