The ladies have to be within 5 mmr points of my own (preferably lower) to see my 7.07 tattoo
holy shit I was editing my post trying to sound even smarter but you beat me to it, damn
To be fair, you have to have a very high MMR to understand Dueling Fates.
The update is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the tweaks will go over a typical player's head. There’s also Gaben's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from League of Legends, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these updates, to realise that they’re not just balanced- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Dueling Fates truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Valve's existential catchphrase “We want your money,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Putin’s Russian epic How to get MMR. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Gaben’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Pangolier tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 seasonal star progress of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid.
To be fair, you have to have a PhD in liberal arts to understand Dueling Fates.
The update is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theology most of the tweaks will go over a typical player's head. There’s also God's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from League of Legends, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these updates, to realise that they’re not just balanced- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Dueling Fates truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Valve's existential catchphrase “We want your money,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Putin’s Russian epic How to get MMR. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as God’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Lich tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 reports per match of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid.
To be fair, you have to have a very likeness of jungling to understand 7.07. The balance changes are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of how to jungle most of the changes will go over a typical player's head. There’s also Valves nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his game design- his personal philosophy draws heavily from League of Legends, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of those changes in jungle, to realise that they’re not just balanced- they say something deep about DOTA. As a consequence people who dislike 7.07 truly ARE Jungle pickers "idiots"- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the purpose in Mr. Frog genius decision “Level 25: +500 IQ OR +25 stupidity,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Rudyard Kipling's epic writings the Jungle book. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Mr. Frog genius wit unfolds itself in their seasonal games. What Jungle hero spammer. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a 7.07 LC tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the monkeys’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 1000 games that they go Jungle (preferably higher than me) beforehand.
Nothing personal just degrading people by talking like I have higher IQ.
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand 7.07. The balance changes are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of game design most of the changes will go over a typical player's head. There’s also Icefrog's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his game design- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Franz Kafka's literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of those changes, to realise that they’re not just balanced- they say something deep about DOTA. As a consequence people who dislike 7.07 truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the purpose in Icefrog’s genius decision “Level 25: +251 Damage OR +25 Mines Movement Speed,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Dante Alighieri's epic poem Divine Comedy. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Icefrog's genius wit unfolds itself in their ranked games. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a 7.07 tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 MMR points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎