General DiscussionAyy lmao

shivas exists
hex exists
blinking behind their backs exists
in some situations its just enough that they dont do anything meaningful in that 1.5s time span to win the game(i.e ur carry is shackled and theres 3 goons hitting them/enemies just randomly grouped closely in a fight allowing u to hit 4/5 man scream)

id love to argue the use of aoe fear vs spellblock but its half the fifth here and i really should go to sleep so ill see myself out

qop lacks disable
why wudnt u take the fear

spellblock is an effect u can buy, fear is not
its far more valuable

ok the greentext about 2019s real fucking funny lmaol

maybe i'm just sour about the fear talent from that one game

i guess i'll try picking it again since everyone does it..

i beat a legend player in 1v1 mid sf mirror

u know whats my least favorite part of the new update? the fucking TOWER RANGE
not only it significally buffs already stupid strong heroes like sf, but it nerfs completely fine heroes

exhibit 1: qop. cant blink behing their back unless theyre literally in the middle of the river, and supports will fuck u up even if they tp 3 seconds late because they teleport stupid close to the ramp

i understand that icefrogs getting sick of 3 heroes mid meta but this doesnt even help it - u dont need the tower far away to just camp mid and throw spells at the enemy midlane, u only need it far away when u rotate to kill

i thought that's a meme aimed on my last qop game

would be deserved tbh

its a meme aimed at my life now

i was so confused when they changed the tower position in last patch and then i got hit like 5 times from the tower during laning stage and had no clue what's happening

[Developer] behavior_score: F

i mean he's not wrong

who cares if hes right or wrong if that change happened 20 years ago and this player is still divine x

:-DD divvine brakceT btw

wait what? pimpmuckle is the founder of dotabuff?

^wait WHAT
also the tower range thing has already lost me 1 lane because I was under tower range when I was literally right above the ramp.
Also icefrog hates the sf change

nevermind im an actual retard and got confused between two profiles

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/7zwa70/the_biggest_misconceptions_in_dota_part_1_well/?utm_source=reddit-android
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LMAO WHO DID THIS? 😂😂👌👌👌

Anyone know the dates of ranked seasons or somewhere I can see them?

alenari can u once more explain to us why u unironically enjoy these memes?

Hello, this is 🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩,

For this i will show you the actual strategy used by pros, to beat any lineup, regardless if they're weaker or stronger in the lategame.

and by pros, i mean ancient Romans, as they've figured this out way before dota even existed.

https://romanmilitary.net/strategy/resource/

"To distress the enemy more by famine that by the sword is the mark of consummate skill."

-Roman Military Maxim

Ragradless of the mmr, regardless of the lineup and regardless of the time it takes - as long as you're starving your enemy team; you are winning.

so if we control the whole map and enemy cant farm we win? wo wthanks MISter cookers

here comes cookie with his 9k mmr skill to express the most simple message in the biggest amount of words possible

^but
even if you starve them you haven't
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why do u ahve a neckbeard

^

Why the fuck not

what the fuck why am i q banned for 4 hours
theres no 4 hour ban for not accepting(even though i accepted), and even if there was, it would have been 5 mins
is it because i fuck with my ip in the middle of the game or what? VERY strange

should i post this to reddit or may i get EXPOSED?

You're not getting 4 hour ban, just re-open Dota and you'll get yourself nice low priority instead

lets see if ure correct

FUCK u are

oh i get it now
when they pushed the mm update back in april they were talking about timeouts in addition to lp. but weren't they only for feeders? DansGame explain?

nevermind its for everyone

yes, when u get lp u get timeout from ranked for x hours, if u get lp regularly it can be days

u can still play ur lp tho

im an expert btw haHAA

Um excuse me but archon 2 is above average em em arr so you better respek my opinion.

well at least the good news is that its not for me trying to bypass regionlock

dota lul

megalul

Omegalul

fuck i wouldve gone to sleep 2 hours ago but i need to wait for certain acquaintance of mine to borrow me a camera for tomorrow

what do you need a camera for

florian reply to steam mssgs plz